SHORT JOKE

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!

Keira Knightley

The British actress y Keira Knightley has done a lot of films, for example Pirates of the Caribbean, Love actually, The Jacket, Pride and Prejudice, The Edge of love, etc.
Now, she has done "The duchess", who interpret Georgiana, a historical drama set in the 18th Centuary, referent the life of Princess Diana.
The movie is based on a Georgiana, who was the very great and far aunt of Diana of Wales, and the film tell her true life story.
In this film, the british actress is an aristocratic woman who is trapped in her false marriage, false because her handsome is in love with her bestfriend Lady Bless Foster, this story remember Diana story about Prince Charles, because the real reason to Diane's marriege with Prince Charles is only to discover that he was with another woman, her mistress.
An other factor because is false this marriage, is because the duchest also have a lover, Earl Gray.

Jamie-Lynn Heading Back To Los Angeles

Jamie-Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy, and after this moment, she's decided go back to Los Angeles to bring up her child.
Also she prefere go to live there, with her boyfriend, because her sister, Britney Spears, lives in LA and like this, they will can do that their children grown up together.
She's determined to buy a house in LA in the $4 million price, and it's not a problem for she, because she and her family have a lot of money.

An another notice about she, is that she's accused to childreen pornography, because her boyfriend was doing a photo went she gave the maternal milk to her baby-daddy.

Nowadays she lives their with her baby and her boyfriend and she was very happy :)

Dialogue*

- Come on Marina! The plane will take off in 2 minutes!

- Don’t worry and don’t stress! - It’s really strange you say this! You’re always stressed, not me.

FFiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

- Shit, look there! - Very well Marina; this summer, we won’t do a fantastic holidays in Paris!

- Bonjour Madams! – Suddenly our French friends turn up.

- :O What are you doing here?

- We don’t know exactly – They look each other and wink the eye – Follow us!

Later, they go to outside the airport and Neus and Marina got into the Guillerme’car as far as Paris. Paris’s a great city, where everybody say it’s a city of love; there are a lot of places where people can go. Nowadays, a lot of couples go there in their honeymoon, it’s particularly romantic, beautiful and old.

- Oh my god! – Marina said when she saw the Torre Eiffel – It’s like a dream, when I was a child I wanted to go here with my boyfriend, and now I’m here with my best friends!

- I’ve a plan, we can visit the tour Eiffel, later Notre-Dam Cathedral, then go to dinner in a luxurious restaurant near the Sena river =)

- What hotel we can try?

- Noooooo! Our home is your home! Moreover we will stay up.

- Yeeeeeeeeeahhhhh! This idea is very exciting! :O

PD: the orange sentences is Neus's sister voice.

Mama mia the movie

I Got a little excited when I saw the Mamma Mia! trailer in a movie recently.
Before I listened about this famous musical, but I never saw this. When the film was published in this august I didn't think twice to go to cinema.
The musical and the movie based on the songs of successful pop group ABBA.
It was released in Greece, Australia, New Zealand and the United Kingdom, also in Sweden, the Philippines, the United States and Canada, and finally in France and in Israel.

The musical consist about a young girl, Sofi (Amanda Seyfried), and her mother live in Greece and Sofi prepare her marriage.
In this period, Sofi discover a little secret about her mother, Donna (Meryl Streep). This secret was that when her mother was 17 years old, she was with three differents men in one mounth. For this reason she didn't know wich of them was Sofi's father.
At the end of the film for me is very exiting, because all three men will be Sofi's father and the main caracter didn't get married with her boyfriend because she's very young ans she wants to sail with her boy in their boat, and her mum get married with her adolescent lover, Sam (Pearse Brosnan).

Welcome e-mail

Hi Lourdes,

I’m Marina Julià and I am going to explain things about me because it’s possible that you don’t remember me very well.
Well, I was born on 27th of April, I am Taurus and for this reason I’ve got a strong character, I’m very stubborn. I think that I’m a lover girl, enthusiastic, strong, and studious. I suffer stress at school, but I’m good person. I belive in phenomena successors, for example, spirits, reincarnation, tarot, etc, and I like it, but I suppose that you don’t remember one redaction that I did in 4rt ESO about this matter because you have had a lot of students and it’s normal.
So, as I am a lover girl I’m scared with relationships, because I can hurt and they can hurt me. When I feel sad for studies, love or the other things, I dance, because the dance is my hobby. When I was little, in the gym of my mum I started funky and I love practise it. I hope that in the future I’ll have a funky course in USA, because in there, there are funky origins. And at winter I will study for get a lawyer’s office.
Now, I practise esbart, it’s a mixture of Catalan traditional dance and contemporary ballet.
And another matter that I want to talk is about this summer, in this period I danced esbart in different towns and in Castelló d’Empúries, also I went to discos, beach and other places with my French boyfriend and their friends. In September I went to Palma de Mallorca with my family only 4 days, but in this little time we had a lot of things, for example visit a lot of palaces, restaurants, beaches and shopsJ.
And to finish, I hope to pass 2n of Batxillerat because its just a third day in the High School and I’m stressed :S

Bye*

Marina Julià Fornells

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